This is late because my host had server issues.

Ryan has been Sanjayaed. And the show has hit a new low. Wow. Actually, on him, it sort of looks like one of those Roman Centurian helmets.

Horsies! A little better than the previous Ford videos so far this year. Still not, you know, music video classics. ;)

Results after the jump.

Gwen Stefani performs. Can we hope that it won’t suck like most results show performances? I have high hopes. I mean, most of the time the performers are old. Gwen is at the TOP of her game. I bet she’d be fun to hang out with. She doesn’t seem like, pretentious and stuff, like a lot of big stars. I still like No Doubt better than Gwen solo, though.

YAYAYAY Blake is safe! So is LaKisha. Phil in the bottom three. Meh. Don’t really care one way or the other about him. Melinda, Chris R., Sanjaya safe. I’m so ready for Sanjaya to leave and quit distracting me from actual good singers. But very happy that Chris R. is safe! Wheee! Haley’s in the bottom three. *pout* I don’t think she’s the best, but I still like her a lot, and I don’t want her to leave. But I know it’s likely she will, so I’m prepared. So either Chris S. or Gina are in the bottom three. I’m pretty much over Chris S. at this point, so I pretty much hope it’s him.

Post-Gwen, back to the results. Chris S. is in the bottom three. Haley…is still there. Ryan, I’m going to shoot you. Phil is safe. Down to Haley vs. Chris S. And Haley IS SAFE WOO-HOO! But she really, REALLY needs to bring it next week. I’m voting for you, baby, but I can’t do it alone.

I liked you for a good while, Chris, but then you got annoying. Buh-bye.

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